Ruby Knox with her lollipop eyes prides herself on her ability to lend oral to any given occasion. And if her partner is engraved like a North American totem about the stomach, even better. Ruby will put her mouth to the hose until the sucking sensation vibrates up your aorta and picks your bones clean like a sonic street sweeper. That may be a bit of an exaggeration, but we think it's pretty accurate. Sometimes on a quiet night when dead rock n' rollers belt out long, old forgotten tunes, you can hear your own jizz scream through your veins. Again, that might be an exaggeration. But we think it's pretty accurate.